Hi! Welcome to our Gundam site. My name is Frazier, but I represent the character Quatre. This is Liz, but she would greatly appreciate it if you call her Duo, or Shinigami. Finally this is Letty, but she fancies Heero. Oh, and I guess you can count Dena (fish) because she is Hilde... In this site, you will learn that we are deeply troubled and/or should belong to a mental institition, and that we are in need of a new hobby (Liz said Shinigami will smike all of our visitors. Yes I said smike which is another one of our Demented words that you will learn about.)(check out our Dictionary). We are also in need of a person to represent Trowa or Wufei, so please e-mail either I or Duo at Quatrekat04@AOL.com or Duowolf02@AOL.com and tell us why you should be Trowa or Wufei. Please send original (stress ORIGINAL)(and anything that is not original, we will know about because we have spent entirely too much time looking at other websites) fanart or fanfics to my E-mail (Quatrekat04@AOL.com). Please enjoy this site as much as we enjoyed making it!!! This is our Dictionary. For your reading pleasure, you may encounter words that are foreign and overall that you would hear a 50 year old insane asylum patient say, therefore, now, you may know their meanings. Some of these words you may have heard before, and others may be really retarded.Enjoy (Duo says that Shinigami will sick his evil, equater inhabiting penguins to your respectful "crib" and destroy your cabinets...)( I know, I worry about her, too). Weenywoogers: an evil creature, resembling a fuzzball, that took a matter of seconds to invent to make Quatre (me)feel better, and which turned out to be the most hilarious thing since noticing that Heero wears spandex, but after a few hours was really stupid. Feroticized: a word meaning very freaky or ok, that looks/sounds like it came from Martha Stewart, who is crazy and in jail. Funkified:see Feroticized Finkitated:see funkified Crapit: a word that basically means crap (i don't have any funny remarks about that one. The name says it all.) Butt-dead Serious: this is one of those words that turns out funny even if your really angry about something. I was seriously annoying duo and she goes "Stop! I am Butt dead Serious!" Smike: to cause very serious damge and/or injury to someone. Only used by Shinigami (I know. Awwwwwwwww.) These were some very signifigant times in our lives (and the most IQ lowering) and we thought it'd be nice to share them with you! Funny Story of the Week: This is one of the funniest parts in the series.Its like episode 3, and Trowa was playing the flute with Quatre and his violin (Oh yea! Thats me! I can play a violin!), and Trowa leaves and Quatre screams out of his blacony " Goodbye friend Trowa!". Who the crap says that? I mean, I love Quatre, but thats a liitle gay. No offense to Quatre AT ALL! I just thought it was funny, is all. I uh- shutting up now. Here's a really funny thing I learned on my computer. Go to www.google.com (as you can see at the top, they're sponsoring the olympics). In the bar where you type stuff, type MISERABLE FAILURE and hit the link that says I'M FEELING LUCKY right under the bar and watch who shows up. I tell you, you'll laugh (Duo says that Shinigami invented the Olympics to see retarded people in wheelchairs race so that the news reporters interview them and all they say is AILAWAYITSA GAISHITY MODGERS.) No one has filled the seat of Trowa or Wufei. As a matter of fact, no one has even applied! Get off your fat, lazy !@#'s and say why you'd want to be a clown or a kid who married at 15, and then you spouse gets killed. Oh, and it doesn't matter if your a boy of girl. So come on! E-mail Me! Ok, I know your probably wondering, what the crap is up with The Base. I know. Well, in our deeply tormented and raving luniticial (I don't know if thats actually a word, so if it ain't, it'll be in the dictionary. Everyone wins!)mind, we came up with this place where in space that was like an abandoned research station with 5 spaces; one for each pilot. Its shaped like a pentagon so... thats it. Its a way for them to practice their homosexual positions (just kidding!), except for Duo, who plays with Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Nija Turtles which are also gay (.........). Now you know that when we mention Base, its not only a word that describes when you get some booty from your SO. Thsi might seem wierd to some people, but we thought it was, like, the funniest thing since we discovered that a gian't ant will pop up on a certain level of Vigilante 8, if you wait long enough (there ya go; we're also a useful video game blooper industry). Lock the doors. Close the windows. Hide in the bathroom and keep your clothes on. There's a homosexual rapist on the loose. Shinigami's Saying For the Week: I will invade your toilets and flush all the toilet paper and then i will make the world's biggest spitball and shoot it at Mars killing all of the little green men with an icredible ball of human waste! Muah hah hah hah! About Us The Dictionary for people with speach impediments (which is just about everyone anyway) Funny Story of the Week A funny trick that you can do on your computer (after you read, you'll come to find we have entirely too much free time) The Position For Trowa and Wufei: The Standings (I feel like the guy that says who the President is after election day) The Don't Forget's (What were we talking about?)(Yeah, I know. That was really retarded. But, hey, thats what separates the boys and girls from the college- bound and successes) About "The Base" (and no, they don't play baseball) An old phrase we made up that you should use at least once a day Shinigami's Saying of the Week